mother: mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera
baby: m-ma..ma mama mama!
mother: oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers
Anonymous: Honestly since I have a crush on you my standards skyrocketed. Your tagged/me is my favorite tagged/me evah.
You have obviously not met me in person. I’m just a big nerd. Sometimes I trick the camera into thinking I’m gorgeous. Thank you, though.
my male tattoo artists pep talk as he began my tattooing process. (via ziver)
This isn’t the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth or even tenth time I’ve heard that.
I hang out with a lot of artists and am dating one who owns his own shop.
The best sitters I’ve seen 9/10 are women.
if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much